English for Insiders - Englisch für Reingefallene

I give you something on the nut =>Ich gib dir was auf die Nuss
As You Me So I You =>Wie Du Mir So Ich Dir
Blackwood Cherrycake =>Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte
Chicken-Little =>Hühnerklein
Down-Beat =>Niederschlag
Everything For The Cat =>Alles Für Die Katz
Far-Looking-Tower =>Fern-Seh-Turm
Give Not So On =>Gib Nicht So An
Give Someone A Running-Passport =>Jemandem Den Laufpaß Geben
Heavy On Wire =>Schwer Auf Draht
Hold The Air On =>Halt Die Luft An!
I Believe Me Kicks A Horse =>Ich Glaub Mich Tritt Ein Pferd
I Break Together =>Ich Brech Zusammen
I Only Understand Railroad Station =>Ich Versteh Nur Bahnhof
It Knocks Me Out The Socks =>Es Haut Mich Aus Den Socken
Me Falls A Stone From Heart =>Mir Fällt Ein Stein Vom Herzen
Me Goes A Light Open =>Mir Geht Ein Licht Auf
Me Smells =>Mir Stinkts
Now Is The Oven Out =>Nun Ist Der Ofen Aus
Nothing For Ungood =>Nichts Für Ungut
Pig-Strong =>Saustark
Poor Tits =>Armbrust
So A Piggery =>So Eine Sauerei
Stinking-Home =>Pforzheim
The Better-Knower =>Der Besserwisser
The Chicken-Eye =>Das Hühnerauge
The Closedholder =>Der Zuhälter
The Country Tounge =>Die Landzunge
The Do Not Good =>Der Tunichtgut
The Falling Umbrella Jumper =>Der Fallschirmspringer
The Flying Harbour =>Der Flughafen
The Ghost-Driver =>Der Geisterfahrer
The Newspaper-Duck =>Die Zeitungsente
The Nose-Leg-Break =>Der Nasenbeinbruch
The Page-Jump =>Der Seitensprung
The People-Car-Factory =>Das Volkswagenwerk
The Picture-Umbrella =>Der Bildschirm
The Power-Soup =>Die Kraftbrühe
The Pub-Part =>Der Lokalteil
The Sea Young Woman =>Die Meerjungfrau
The Shit-Fork =>Die Mistgabel
The Silver-Look =>Der Silberblick
To Bird =>Voegeln
To Come On The Dog =>Auf Den Hund Kommen
To Come In Devils Kitchen =>In Teufels Küche Kommen
To Go Strange =>Fremdgehen
To Lay Someone Around =>Jemanden Umlegen
To Shine Someone Home =>Jemandem Heimleuchten
Train Birds =>Zugvögel
Undertaker =>Unternehmer
Wood-Eye Be Careful =>Holzauge Sei Wachsam
You Are Going Me On The Alarm-Clock =>Du Gehst Mir Auf Den Wecker
You Are Going Me On The Cookie =>Du Gehst Mir Auf Den Keks
You Can Me One Time =>Du Kannst Mich Mal
You Have A Jump In The Dish =>Du Hast Nen Sprung In Der Schüssel
You're On The Woodway =>Du Bist Auf Dem Holzweg
"That have you so thought!" => "Das hast Du Dir so gedacht!"
"Give not so on!" => "Gib nicht so an!"
"How much watch is it?" =>"Wieviel Uhr ist es?"
"Jack-look-in-the-air" =>Hans-guck-in-die-Luft
"Us runs the water in the mouth together." =>"Uns laeuft das Wasser im Mund
zusammen."
"Human being Meier!" =>"Mensch Meier!"
"I only understand railstation" =>"Ich versteh' nur Bahnhof"
"It is me sausage!" => "Es ist mir Wurst"
"My dear Mister singing-club!" =>"Mein lieber Herr Gesangverein!"
"Now we sit quite beautiful in the ink!" =>"Jetzt sitzen wir ganz schoen in der Tinte!"
"Oh Double you!" => "Oh weh!"
"This makes you so fast nobody after" =>"Das macht Dir so schnell keiner nach"
"Your English is under all pig!" =>"Dein Englisch ist unter aller Sau!"
"slow going is all trucks beginning =>Muessiggang ist aller Laster Anfang"
"to have a jump in the dish =>einen Sprung in der Schuessel haben"
"to have much wood before the cottage =>viel Holz vor der Huette haben"
"to have not all cups in the board =>nicht alle Tassen im Schrank haben"
"together-hang-less =>zusammenhanglos"
I wars my go-stop over meadows =>Ich kriege mein Gehalt überwiesen
Jesus's trip to heaven =>Christi Himmelfahrt
Happy Cadaver Day =>Fronleichnam
cry hill lady =>Weinbergschnecke
my pig whistles =>mein Schwein pfeift
wood eye be careful =>Holzauge sei wachsam
everything dead trouser =>alles tote Hose
heavy on wire =>schwer auf Draht
heavy on the woodway =>schwer auf dem Holzweg
space time fit =>allzeit bereit
throw the towel =>das Handtuch werfen
come on the dog =>auf den Hund kommen
come into devil's kitchen =>in Teufels Küche kommen
all for the cat =>alles für die Katz
go strange =>fremdgehen
shit before the suitcase =>vor den Koffer scheißen
shine someone home =>jemandem heimleuchten
furniture someone =>jemanden aufmöbeln
clean the plate =>die Platte putzen
beat in the bag =>in den Sack hauen
go someone on the glue =>jemandem auf den Leim gehen
lay someone around =>jemanden umlegen
drink finish water =>Zielwasser trinken
thanks for the afterquestion =>danke der Nachfrage
at the apple of nature =>am Busen der Natur
steam in the cottage =>Dampf in der Hütte
jump in the dish =>Sprung in der Schüssel
tell no cheese =>keinen Käse erzählen
stay on the carpet =>auf dem Teppich bleiben
slide down the back =>den Buckel runterrutschen

suggestion hammer =>Vorschlaghammer
sweet water fish =>Süßwasserfisch
train bird =>Zugvogel
terror apple =>Zankapfel
lion tooth =>Löwenzahn
step away =>Fortschritt
emergency lie =>Notlüge
signpost citizen joke =>Schildbürgerstreich
apple friendship =>Busenfreundschaft
brandy nose =>Schnapsnase
waiter school =>Oberschule
lock muscle =>Schließmuskel
wing fight =>Flügelkampf
fence guest =>Zaungast
neck cutter =>Halsabschneider
dark number =>Dunkelziffer
pocket stealer =>Taschendieb
pig priest =>Schweinepriester
game spoiler =>Spielverderber
scratch foot =>Kratzfuß
onion tower =>Zwiebelturm
ghost driver =>Geisterfahrer
after help pupil =>Nachhilfeschüler
tape worm =>Bandwurm
clever mountain =>Schlauberger
better knower =>Besserwisser
green investment =>Grünanlage
milk girl bill =>Milchmädchenrechnung
turning hammer =>Wendehammer
playboy's train =>Spielmannszug
spot light fever =>Lampenfieber
newspaper duck =>Zeitungsente
almost night train =>Fastnachtszug
go home tip corner =>Geheimratsecke
far looking tower =>Fernsehturm
mouth fool =>Maulesel
little border sex =>kleiner Grenzverkehr
business sex =>Berufsverkehr
needle stripe at train =>Nadelstreifenanzug
horse drove works =>Pferdefuhrwerke
cocaine waltz =>Schneewalzer
beer cap =>Bierdeckel
nine time clever =>neunmalklug
strong river =>Starkstrom
heel money =>Fersengeld
square slipper =>Quadratlatschen
people car factory =>Volkswagenwerk
going on the alarm clock =>auf den Wecker gehen
country peace break =>Landfriedensbruch
go stop radio =>Gehaltsempfänger
go stop cut =>Gehaltskürzung
chair walk =>Stuhlgang
high time duo =>Hochzeitspaar
head stone strip =>Kopfsteinpflaster
after beat factory =>Nachschlagewerk
gamble hell =>Spielhölle
down beat =>Niederschlag
high print area =>Hochdruckgebiet
making itself me nothing you nothing out of the dust =>mir nichts dir nichts aus dem Staub machen
CircleRunTogetherBreak =>Kreislaufzusammenbruch

A: Hello, Sir! How goes it you?

B: Oh, thank you for the afterquestion.

A: Are your already long here?

B: No, first a pair days. I'm not out London.

A: Thunderweather, that overrushes me, you see not so out.

B: That can yes beforecome. But now what other: my hairs stood to mountains as I the traffic saw. So much cars gives it here.

A: You are heavy on the woodway if you believe that in London horsedroveworks go.

B: Will we now drink a beer? My throat is outdried. But look, there is a guesthouse, let us there man go!

A: That is a good idea. Equal goes it loose, I will only my shoeband close.

B: Here we are. Make me please the door open.

A: But there is a beforehangingcastle, the economy is to. How sorry! Then I will go back to the hotel, it is already retard. On againsee!

B: Oh, yes, I will too go. I must become my draught to Bristol. Auf Wiedersehen!

A: Nanu, sie sind Deutscher?

B: Ja, sie auch? Das wundert mich aber. Ihr Englisch ist so hervorragend, daß ich es gar nicht bemerkt hätte....